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My Resolution to Read More Is Helping Me Rekindle Old Friendships
“Don’t get scared, Buddy. Be vulnerable with me, dammit!” The text message pings my phone at the exact moment I am traversing through a mole-hole-ridden…
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That Time My Kid Was Obsessed with Public Transit
“I think I need to buy you both bus passes for Christmas,” I say to my two teens in a half-joking but also completely serious way. Just today, I…
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Positive Affirmations to Whisper Softly to Yourself While Doing Yoga in the Exact Wrong Location
One day, my goal is to be so proficient and self-assured in the yogic lifestyle that I will feel confident to stand naked in the forest with my newfound…
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The Urge to Run Burns Deep. So That’s Why I Rearrange My House Every Six Months.
A glimpse into the life of a mentally unwell (but in the process of healing) 30-something
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January 2024

I’m Learning to Let Go of Things, and That’s What Gave Me the Guts to Hit Publish
Update on I’m Not the Manager Here
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November 2023

Miss Anne Taught Me About the Wrath of a Woman While She Chucked Chalk at 12-Year-Old Boys
Adventures in middle school
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If Writers Wrote Honest Query Letters
“How to Write a Killer Query Letter”
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Things I Did on My First Day of Seasonal Layoff
Panic. Because who am I without work?
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Possible Storylines for the Stranger Who Keeps Swearing on My Answering Machine
Or: Gifts The Universe Gives to Writers
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An Open Letter to the Guy, Whose House I Puked All Over When I Was a Teenager
Dear Dude From My Teenage Years, Whose Name Escapes Me At The Moment, First things first, I sincerely apologize for cock blocking you, good sir. You…
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October 2023

Poop Pellets are Okay, But Please Refrain from Eating Human Shit Logs
Every day I go out into the world and am forced to battle with a 90-pound beast during her relentless quest to consume all varieties of fecal matter. I…
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July 2023

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