Reasons Why I Might Be Going to Hell

Reasons Why I Might Be Going to Hell

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I Was Today Years Old When I Learned What a Brow Wrinkle Is…Also, I Have One

I Was Today Years Old When I Learned What a Brow Wrinkle Is…Also, I Have One

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My children like to stand directly in front of my body and measure how tall they are compared to me.

They’ve done this ever since they were 5 and 7 years old.

I suspect this little ritual gives them an incredible feeling of accomplishment because they’re quickly overtaking me as the years roll on. In regards to height, a…

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