Dear Dude From My Teenage Years, Whose Name Escapes Me At The Moment, First things first, I sincerely apologize for cock blocking you, good sir. You need to know that this was not my intention. My intention was for me and my girl, J, to come to your place, get our drinks on from your parent’s liquor cabinet and then hook up with you and your friend. You had your sights set on J, that much was evident. And who can blame you? The chick was and still is a beauty.
Hinterland Who's Who: "The half-naked wilding is well-known among the parties of rural Alberta. It is interesting to hang out with until it consumes too much liquor and proceeds to projectile vomit..."
Hinterland Who's Who: "The half-naked wilding is well-known among the parties of rural Alberta. It is interesting to hang out with until it consumes too much liquor and proceeds to projectile vomit..."